i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
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The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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