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I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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