Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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