If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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