Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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