Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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