some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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