so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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