He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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