Non-Jews are for practice
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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