im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I need a burrito and a hug.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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