this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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