So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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