hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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