Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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