He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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