with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
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But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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