I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
We need to rekindle our bromance
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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