She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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