So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I wear drunk well.
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