AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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