On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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