i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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