in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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