so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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