i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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