Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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