So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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