Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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