Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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