he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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