Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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