Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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