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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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