do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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