Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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