mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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