The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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