Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
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Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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