this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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