Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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