I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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