Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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