Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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