She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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