it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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