he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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