Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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