need another drink. this is the easiest way
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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