He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
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You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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